Reasons to date a gymnast
June 29th, 2005 by Stephanie @ 10:56 pmI formed a new group on facebook for gymnasts, and as I was searching around for stuff I found this:
Reasons To Date A Gymnast
1. one word…FLEXIBILITY
2. endurance endurance endurance
3. we mount things all night long
4. we don’t mind a little twist
5. we do it every night
6. we can handle long hard wood
7. we look good while doing it
8. we start when we’re young
9. we don’t mind being on our knees
10. we always want to try something crazy
11. with a gymnast, it’s harder faster and bouncier
12. if we fall off we just jump back on and keep going
13. we repeat it until it’s perfect
14. we have muscles in all the right places
15. we have skills you could only dream about
16. we liked to be pushed to the extreme
17. we have a firm grip
18. We are used to wearing next to nothing
19. we don’t mind getting hot and sweaty
20. straddling is our natural position
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